This week I received my copy of The Hummingbird Review. I had awaited this particular edition—Volume 2, No. 1—with what can only be described as childish impatience. Now, at long last, the unremarkable manila envelope was waiting in my mailbox. Recognizing the return address, I tore into the pouch as though it were the only thing standing between me and a tray of freshly baked cookies. I took a deep breath and slid the eagerly anticipated journal into my palm.
It was smaller than I expected. But thicker. There are a lot of words in there, I realized. And about 1500 of them are mine.
As of this writing, the issue of THR containing my story, Dolphinarium, is #160,658 on Amazon. Of course, I am not concerned with such matters, which is why I scoured the Internet in an effort to determine exactly how many sales that figure represents. I was impressed to learn, according to one source, that I can reasonably estimate that at least ten copies of this rare and precious paperback are flying off the shelves each and every week.
Meanwhile, as literally dozens of books make their way into the hands of discerning, highly educated, and extremely attractive readers, I have begun the rich journey through the volume that ended up in my mailbox. My little story is swaddled in 156 pages of incredible prose, poetry, and journalism—and I am determined to read each entry, seriatim, from page one onward.
Did you ever eat at one of those restaurants famous for its chocolate souffle, the kind you have to order with your dinner because it takes so long to prepare? I don't care how good the dinner is—how flavorful the soup, how succulent the chicken, how crispy the fries—a little bit of your mind is just marking time until dessert.
Dolphinarium begins on page 150. In case you were wondering.
You should buy The Hummingbird Review. No, really: it's only twelve bucks. And while I'm very proud of Dolphinarium, I can assure you that you'll find that the other 151 pages are filled with memorable characters, revealing portraits, and moving verse at least as deserving of your thoughtful attention.
But if you want to start with the souffle, I'll understand.
There was no "charming" check box up there, so I couldn't add it. I'm really stoked for you. I never realized it would be on amazon for distribution! Watch those ranking numbers shrink! Number 1, here you come!
ReplyDeleteThanks Melanie!
ReplyDeleteI'll totally have to add the "charming" box. Also the "not as funny as you think you are" box, which seems to be a pretty commonly held view of my work.
I've never considered myself a dessert person, but when it comes to THR, I'll definitely be blowing off the savory and diving straight into the sweet. Can't wait to see Dolphinarium in print! Way to go, Scott--serious congrats!
ReplyDeletewoohooo Scott! Congratulations. I didn't realize you submitted to the Hummingbird review.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Michelle and Kristi!
ReplyDeleteI just noticed that the price has dropped on Amazon to about $7, so tell your friends! :)
...and Michelle, I still love you, even if you're not "a dessert person". In fact, I'll love you even more, because you'll probably share your desserts with me.
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Well deserved KUDOS.
Mary, that was so awesome that I hereby decree that all comments posted henceforth should be in the form of haiku.
ReplyDeleteAlternatively, iambic pentameter will be acceptable.